Man Loses his Favourite Pen

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

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Well, that was a tragic turn of events, and no mistake.

Gary Johnson has lost his favourite pen. He wants everyone on his blog to know he has lost his favourite pen. Have you seen Gary’s favourite pen? Tell us about it, Gary.

‘I have lost my favourite pen. I know, it is tragic. I just can’t write without it. I mean, obviously, I do have other pens, who doesn’t, but this one was my favourite. I mean it was only a Biro, but I had chewed the lid perfectly, and it was the perfect weight in my fingers, a bit like all of the other ones’.

We are all bereft to hear this news. Gary uses the pen to write his Saturday shopping list.

‘Sorry’ folks wrote Gary on his blog a short while later ‘You can all sleep soundly tonight. I have found my favourite pen. It was behind my ear. Honestly, what am I like? I would lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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