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Funny story: Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

The current drive to reduce obesity took a strange turn today. Mike Okesflat, Health Minister, told us that, rather than get people to eat less and exercise more, they would simply redefine the meaning of 'vegetable'. "We all know that you hav…

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Funny story: Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...

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Funny story: Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"

Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"

Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...

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Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...

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Funny story: French Tarts Provided For Cabinet Ministers At Taxpayers' Expense

French Tarts Provided For Cabinet Ministers At Taxpayers' Expense

Cabinet Ministers were provided with French tarts to help them to relax after tough meetings, it is claimed by a former civil servant. The whistleblower used to blow a whistle after the meetings had concluded, to act as a signal for an accomplice to...

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Funny story: Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

After the successful Drone missile attack on Cup Cake rebel leader Mr. Kipling, President Obama, acting on the outcome of a C.I.A investigation into subversionary English coffee bars has declared that old women having tea and cup cakes in "Tea Rooms"...

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Funny story: Healthy Foods Help You Live longer But What Crap!

Healthy Foods Help You Live longer But What Crap!

According to a leading nutrition expert, Mars Langston, people should eat all the good-tasting junky food they like and pop a few vitamins jellies. "You will live about five years longer if you eat healthy but it's just not worth it! Much of that...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated". She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with...

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Funny story: Day's bakings are stolen

Day's bakings are stolen

Hungry thieves broke the window of a baker's shop in Gateshead yesterday and stole the day's bakings. Dozens of bread loaves and scores of cream buns were taken along with apple pies and big scones. As soon as George Cook, the baker, arrived,...

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Funny story: Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

The BBC has released a picture of EastEnders' Ian Beale looking a little worse for wear on the streets of Walford following his nightmarish transformation into a Victoria sponge cake. The café owner heartthrob disappeared from Albert Square last m...

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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Unusual Bake Sale That The African Olympic Team From Lower Zamgola Is Having In Order To Raise Airfare To London

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Unusual Bake Sale That The African Olympic Team From Lower Zamgola Is Having In Order To Raise Airfare To London

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska. Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...

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Funny story: Supersized cupcakes now on sale

Supersized cupcakes now on sale

In a move that has the anti-obesity brigade up in arms, several cup cake manufacturers have released supersized versions of their cupcake ranges called mugcakes. "This is just another example of more food being available than people actually need,...

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Funny story: Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Falling victim to hard economic times, the snack cake maker will be cutting back some of its more costly ingredients in the classic Twinkie like the creamy filling, replacing it with rolled up paper IOUs, according to a company spokesman. Struggli...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothea...

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Funny story: Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...

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Funny story: US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence. The US govern...

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