According to the Vox Populi News Agency, avocado wedding cakes are now the most popular wedding cakes in the state of California. The delicious avocado marital cakes are the brainchild of Burbank baker Shilo "Sugar" Coronado, who has been baking w…
Janet, who lost her favourite red mug a while ago is now seen as the office sociopath because she often brings in a homemade cake for the team. The 51-year-old receptionist brings in her favourite walnut and coffee cake on the last Friday of the m…
At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...
A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...
Cabinet Ministers were provided with French tarts to help them to relax after tough meetings, it is claimed by a former civil servant. The whistleblower used to blow a whistle after the meetings had concluded, to act as a signal for an accomplice to...
After the successful Drone missile attack on Cup Cake rebel leader Mr. Kipling, President Obama, acting on the outcome of a C.I.A investigation into subversionary English coffee bars has declared that old women having tea and cup cakes in "Tea Rooms"...
According to a leading nutrition expert, Mars Langston, people should eat all the good-tasting junky food they like and pop a few vitamins jellies. "You will live about five years longer if you eat healthy but it's just not worth it! Much of that...
Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated". She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with...
Hungry thieves broke the window of a baker's shop in Gateshead yesterday and stole the day's bakings. Dozens of bread loaves and scores of cream buns were taken along with apple pies and big scones. As soon as George Cook, the baker, arrived,...
The BBC has released a picture of EastEnders' Ian Beale looking a little worse for wear on the streets of Walford following his nightmarish transformation into a Victoria sponge cake. The café owner heartthrob disappeared from Albert Square last m...
TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska. Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...
In a move that has the anti-obesity brigade up in arms, several cup cake manufacturers have released supersized versions of their cupcake ranges called mugcakes. "This is just another example of more food being available than people actually need,...
Falling victim to hard economic times, the snack cake maker will be cutting back some of its more costly ingredients in the classic Twinkie like the creamy filling, replacing it with rolled up paper IOUs, according to a company spokesman. Struggli...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothea...
An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...
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