Although he has said he is the office joker, Wayne Hemmingway is not that funny and never has been. The real office joker is Brent David, who as well as being charming and debonair, has a great sense of humour that attracts the ladies. Speaking…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Paul Bunyon Insurance Company has said that they had to fire one of their best employees. Company director of Human Resources, Ricky Saddleweather, stated that Miss Brunicia Spendington, 36, had been warned a…
Janet, who lost her favourite red mug a while ago is now seen as the office sociopath because she often brings in a homemade cake for the team. The 51-year-old receptionist brings in her favourite walnut and coffee cake on the last Friday of the m…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Frisco's The Have We Got a Deal For You Reality Co. has just come up with a fantastic working idea. The company which is owned by the largest fortune cookie corporation in San Francisco, has hit upon the idea of all…
Although she has been in her position for just over a month, the UK's office manager Liz Truss has been doing the absolute minimum. In a thirty-four-minute speech (3 minutes of waiting for the applause to die down, and fifteen minutes of awkward s…
That company in the high street, you know the one that has a new receptionist every fortnight, and which is always changing the names on the door has written on a job's website that it respects its employees. The receptionist before the one before…
Gary Johnson has lost his favourite pen. He wants everyone on his blog to know he has lost his favourite pen. Have you seen Gary’s favourite pen? Tell us about it, Gary. ‘I have lost my favourite pen. I know, it is tragic. I just can’t write witho…
Your school bully, Nigel Fairweather Brown is now a middle manager at an accountancy firm. The former scourge of the primary school playground, with his henchmen Snotty Bob and some other bloke who would have no friends if he didn't laugh at what…
A meeting in a small firm lasted three hours, the longest meeting of the year, but also the shortest one in its history, due to the lack of Sue from Accounts. Bunty McClintock, who works in reception said ‘It was the first meeting of 2022, and sur…
Janet's special mug is still missing. It is red, with a big bottom. Janet makes cakes on a Friday. You know Janet. Everyone knows Janet. Anyway, if you see her special mug, can you let us know, as she just won't stop banging on and on and on about…
Have you seen Janet's special mug? Which one? The red one, with a wonky handle, and a big bottom. Which department is she in? You mean Janet, I thought you were talking about the mug...Janet in accounts, you know Janet, everyone knows Jan…
Pleading against a charge of wrongful dismissal, national distribution centre boss, Niall Nash claimed he suffered an unavoidable allergic reaction to the plaintiff, Mr ‘Stumpy’ Foot. “After the accident he wouldn’t even look at me,” complained Mr F…
Although you haven't thought about him for fifteen years, news has reached you that your old boss is still a bit of a **@@*. For the comedy value, you still follow him on Twitter and on Facebook (he is as unpopular on both of them as he is in real…
Quentin Smith, a four-month-old mould, who has been growing inside a coffee mug since lockdown began, has said that, if he continues to grow and develop, gaining hands, a brain and some way of communicating, he will be running the office before Chris…
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to facilitate and transfer comprehension of extraordinarily complex updates in healthcare technology to hospit...
Co-workers Martha Shea and Chris Belmont shared a hearty chuckle after their boss, Rebecca Fraser, walked into their office with toilet paper dragging from the heel of her fashionable black pump. "She's super stylish, kind of a fashionista, which...
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
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