Something about Snow

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 16 December 2022

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What is this snow of what you speak?

Hello,

Mr Raymond Ving here. I am nearly 80 you know. You will remember from my other columns - Collander Husbandry, Whoops where did I leave the Knives? and Look out, there's a Labrador about.

I would like to talk to you today about snow. Snow, that white stuff that falls from the sky in winter, and makes people say .....BBBbbrrrrrr it's a bit nippy, isn't it?

Anyway, that stuff, when is it going to come this year? Time was when it used to come by the foot in December, and stick around throughout February.

It was all snowflakes.

And now it is all snowflakes in the media. I miss the old days Do you miss the old days?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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