Mr Norris, a man in a pub, has asked everyone if he should leave and has been told, much to his own shock and dismay, that yes, he should indeed leave.
The 47-year-old, who has done quite well for himself, thank you very much was telling everyone about the big trips he had planned for the new year, how well his seventh child Axolytol was doing at Primary School, and his latest purchase of a social networking site hadn't really gone to plan.
Bystander Gary Johnson said 'It was a bit of a shock for Mr Norris, to be honest, but if you are a bit of a git, and are asking people you have pissed off if you should leave, then there are probably some dubious life decisions you have made in the past'.
Mr Norris left, but after he had to pay someone to remove the graffiti from his car, and replace the tyres that another pubgoer had let down.
