Hello,
Liz Truss here. You know, your future, and last Prime Minister. The one who could have been anything, but became Prime Minister. I could have been the dinner lady who scarred school children for years, now I will just scare the whole world.
What do you mean you have never heard of me? THAT IS A DISGRACE.
When I was opening up Beijing Pork Markets what were you doing?
Anyway, you may remember around the time of the great freedom (or Brexit) we had a bus with a number of alternative facts on it? Well, we are using that for my new show, Liz Truss on a Bus.
Yes, this is the future. You are welcome to it. Now naff off.
