A bus driver who was shot at by an angry passenger, and who returned fire using a pistol he carried with him, has been given a warning by his employers. Charlie Crabtree had asked the passenger to sit down, as he was obstructing his view of the ot…
Hello, Liz Truss here. You know, your future, and last Prime Minister. The one who could have been anything, but became Prime Minister. I could have been the dinner lady who scarred school children for years, now I will just scare the whole world.
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - (Satire News) - The nation's largest intercity bus service has just announced that it will be honoring the millions of African-Americans who have used their bus service. Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, wrote that…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…
Since the pandemic began, commuters from the sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock have had to wear hazmat suits to travel on the bus to the local business park in Bishop’s Prepuce. Yet no longer. Thanks to the easing of COVID restrictions, travelle…
Replacement Bus Gavin Williamson was greeted with a round of applause at Mithering on the Trent, only to realise the delayed passengers were only being sarcastic. The morose vehicle told us, 'There I was going for a nice little run out, I mean it…
There was an outbreak of hilarity tinged, however, with a certain amount of disgust, when a man in a pub revealed to his mates how he'd observed a woman on a bus pick a big, long, green bogey from her nose, and then wipe her finger on the seat. My…
A man has made a claim that, on a rare evening visit to the city centre, he saw a public service bus that had strangely mutated, and was bigger at the front than it was at the back. Myke Woodson, 56, made the shocking observation as he traipsed ar...
The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...
A man boarding a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok was hurt when, watching where he was putting his feet, he walked headfirst into an overhead fan hanging from the roof of the vehicle, causing annoyance. Moys Kenwood, then 52, was boarding a numb...
Claude Whathisname, a character actor on Eastenders, was shocked to realise that he had had torrid affairs with four passengers, three failed businesses involving eight of them, owed money to another four, and had seen another passenger at the GUM cl...
News is just reaching us about an incident in the Thai capital of Bangkok, where a man alighting from an air-conditioned public transport bus came a cropper, and not so much 'got off' it, as 'fell off it'. The man, who may never be identified, was...
The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...
Ripped and torn denims are all the rage at the moment, but those in the jeans of one woman on a bus in the East Riding of Yorkshire left her cruelly exposed at the weekend, when a hole the size of a £5 note in the seat of her jeans revealed a grubby...
There were calls for extra police patrols after midnight in residential areas today, after officers arrested a young couple who were 'doing the dirty' in a bus shelter on their way home from a night out. The couple - who have not been named, to av...
News is emerging from sources this morning of the incredible story of a man who, whilst not even looking for it, found an old bus ticket rolled-up in the pocket of a pair of his jeans. The man came across the ticket when he turned his pockets insi...
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