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Funny story: Commuters happy to be able to travel nude again

Commuters happy to be able to travel nude again

Since the pandemic began, commuters from the sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock have had to wear hazmat suits to travel on the bus to the local business park in Bishop’s Prepuce. Yet no longer. Thanks to the easing of COVID restrictions, travelle…

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Funny story: Sentient replacement bus realises round of applause was only sarcasm

Sentient replacement bus realises round of applause was only sarcasm

Replacement Bus Gavin Williamson was greeted with a round of applause at Mithering on the Trent, only to realise the delayed passengers were only being sarcastic. The morose vehicle told us, 'There I was going for a nice little run out, I mean it…

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Funny story: Woman Wiped Bogey On Bus Seat

Woman Wiped Bogey On Bus Seat

There was an outbreak of hilarity tinged, however, with a certain amount of disgust, when a man in a pub revealed to his mates how he'd observed a woman on a bus pick a big, long, green bogey from her nose, and then wipe her finger on the seat. My…

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Funny story: Bus Was Bigger At The Front Than At The Back

Bus Was Bigger At The Front Than At The Back

A man has made a claim that, on a rare evening visit to the city centre, he saw a public service bus that had strangely mutated, and was bigger at the front than it was at the back. Myke Woodson, 56, made the shocking observation as he traipsed ar...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...

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Funny story: Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

A man boarding a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok was hurt when, watching where he was putting his feet, he walked headfirst into an overhead fan hanging from the roof of the vehicle, causing annoyance. Moys Kenwood, then 52, was boarding a numb...

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Funny story: Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Claude Whathisname, a character actor on Eastenders, was shocked to realise that he had had torrid affairs with four passengers, three failed businesses involving eight of them, owed money to another four, and had seen another passenger at the GUM cl...

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Funny story: Man Fell Off Bus

Man Fell Off Bus

News is just reaching us about an incident in the Thai capital of Bangkok, where a man alighting from an air-conditioned public transport bus came a cropper, and not so much 'got off' it, as 'fell off it'. The man, who may never be identified, was...

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Funny story: London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...

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Funny story: Hole In Woman's Jeans Exposed Filthy Underkegs

Hole In Woman's Jeans Exposed Filthy Underkegs

Ripped and torn denims are all the rage at the moment, but those in the jeans of one woman on a bus in the East Riding of Yorkshire left her cruelly exposed at the weekend, when a hole the size of a £5 note in the seat of her jeans revealed a grubby...

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Funny story: Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

There were calls for extra police patrols after midnight in residential areas today, after officers arrested a young couple who were 'doing the dirty' in a bus shelter on their way home from a night out. The couple - who have not been named, to av...

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Funny story: Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

News is emerging from sources this morning of the incredible story of a man who, whilst not even looking for it, found an old bus ticket rolled-up in the pocket of a pair of his jeans. The man came across the ticket when he turned his pockets insi...

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Funny story: Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

There were squished-up faces aplenty this morning on a bus full of passengers going to work in Hull, after an old man aboard was caught short, and shit himself. The man, who declined to give his name, was sat on the 'circular' number 2 service tha...

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Funny story: Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Cheshire aristocrat, The Duke of Mottram (77) and his wife Lady Prudential (70) have finally been able to speak of the trauma they suffered last month, which involved having to endure a 90 minute journey on the budget coach service Megabus. "The e...

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Funny story: Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Las Vegas, 08.11.2017: It was a gamble (boom boom) in the gambling mecca of the world to start experimenting with self-driving buses shuttling gamblers back and forward from their one-arm-bandits to roulette tables in the city! The thing crashed o...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

With the ongoing and most entertaining cyberbully of his greatest ally the AG number, the number of causalities is rising daily. Lawyers are bailing, Spicers karma caught up with him, 'el douche Mooche'is going to sack the entire West Wing. The l...

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Funny story: Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Highlighting the danger that fake news represents to a free society, vigilantes who are followers of the "Busgate" conspiracy stopped a bus full of Salvadoran tourists on an Indiana highway. Antonia "Tigre" Diaz was on the bus and later told repor...

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