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Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

Funny story: Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

There were squished-up faces aplenty this morning on a bus full of passengers going to work in Hull, after an old man aboard was caught short, and shit himself. The man, who declined to give his name, was sat on the 'circular' number 2 service tha...

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Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Funny story: Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Cheshire aristocrat, The Duke of Mottram (77) and his wife Lady Prudential (70) have finally been able to speak of the trauma they suffered last month, which involved having to endure a 90 minute journey on the budget coach service Megabus. "The e...

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Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Funny story: Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Las Vegas, 08.11.2017: It was a gamble (boom boom) in the gambling mecca of the world to start experimenting with self-driving buses shuttling gamblers back and forward from their one-arm-bandits to roulette tables in the city! The thing crashed o...

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Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

Funny story: Trump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage

With the ongoing and most entertaining cyberbully of his greatest ally the AG number, the number of causalities is rising daily. Lawyers are bailing, Spicers karma caught up with him, 'el douche Mooche'is going to sack the entire West Wing. The l...

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Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Funny story: Bus Full Of Tourists Detained By Vigilantes After Being Mistaken For Illegal Voters

Highlighting the danger that fake news represents to a free society, vigilantes who are followers of the "Busgate" conspiracy stopped a bus full of Salvadoran tourists on an Indiana highway. Antonia "Tigre" Diaz was on the bus and later told repor...

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The Chimp's On You

Funny story: The Chimp's On You

A rare hairless chimp called "Chimp Chop" has died unexpectedly his keepers say. He was unexpectedly hit by a bus after unexpectedly fleeing from his enclosure and out onto a busy road. The bus driver was unnerved by the unexpected appearance...

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Man On Bus Was Talking Absolute Shit

Funny story: Man On Bus Was Talking Absolute Shit

A passenger on a bus in the northern city of Hull was said by another man sitting close by, to be speaking 'total shit', it has been reported. Moys Kenwood, 51, was travelling on an East Yorkshire service 121 to Beverley this afternoon, when a gen...

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George Galloway's bus is found

Funny story: George Galloway's bus is found

The disappearance of the election bus belonging to George Galloway, prospective candidate (Mad Hatter's Party) for the 2016 London Mayoral election, has been explained by one of his supporters. Popular entertainer Corbin the Clown, who is also Mr...

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Death by Lambrini

Funny story: Death by Lambrini

A mother and daughter from London have been accused of 'a Christmas day plot to murder London bus driver with poisoned Lambrini'. Jacqueline Patrick, 54, has been charged with attempting to murder her husband Doug, now 72. Allegedly she slipped an...

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Pittsburgh Area Commuter Breaks Down

A Pittsburgh area commuter bus suffered a severe breakdown during it's morning run yesterday, leaving 75 passengers stranded during rush hour. The 8:41 Forbes Street left on schedule, but about 5 minutes into it's run, the bus suddenly shuddered, sho...

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Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

The Manager of a Motorway Services Station near Scunthorpe has banned the "Weirdo Club Of Great Britain" annual outing from entering the premises this year after complaints from "normal" customers last year that the club members were not weird enough...

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Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

Funny story: Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

A survey among bus passengers has revealed that only one in every fifty buses now has a regular "fruitcake" passenger. Bus companies have placed full page advertisements in all the major newspapers to try to recruit and train new applicants. The surv...

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Virus on the loose!

Funny story: Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...

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Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.

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Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

WATERLOO, Iowa - The crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo fell in love with Wynonna Judd and her gallery of hit songs. After the concert Wynonna spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in her $1.2 million customized tou...

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One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

Funny story: One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

Teen heartthrobs One Direction's future looks uncertain as they remain stuck on their tour bus in Thirsk, North Yorkshire. They have been trapped in the town since Thursday afternoon, when the driver was unable to negotiate his way out of the central...

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The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

Funny story: The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Immigration Department has stated that due to some complaints from 313 U.S. citizens, the practice of flying illegal aliens back to their home country will be discontinued. The USID stated that busing them back...

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Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

Funny story: Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...

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