Liz Truss is Trussin’ Up

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 17 July 2022

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Liz Truss wore the same clothes that Margaret Thatcher wore. Does Liz think she’s a dead Prime Minister? Does this count as mental illness? Should ANOTHER politician with mental problems lead Britain?

To ‘truss’ is to bind closely or secure tightly. Are the clothes too tight? Is that twee bow under her neck strangling, creating a loss of oxygen to the brain? Is her clothing actually some form of government-approved straight jacket?

(When did the “Old Schoolmarm Pro-Caning Spinster S&M Dungeon Mistress Bint” become the ‘look’ for female MPs or PMs? It’s the fucking 21st Century – go shopping!)

We need medical professionals on this issue – STAT!

Doctor, the last Conservative prime minister … uh, what was his name … boring … no, Boris, a Russian guy? Names tell much. Dear Britain – there are more female name than just Elizabeth, Liz, Eliza (Doolittle), Lizzy (like Thin Lizzy, an American band, but kickass awesome), Lou-Lou, Louie-Louie (we gotta go now), Beth (I hear you calling, thank you, Kiss! Party every day!), Bethany, Bettie, Bet, Bettie Page, and so on … holy fuck on a fig, there sure are a lotta names that can be derived from the Queen, ain’t there?

So if the old Conservative PM got booted by his own people … why put a new dipshit in charge? Britain, have you heard of elections? Are democracies still controlled by the people? Can the people say: “Alright, what’s all this then? Let’s be having you”… I get my British-isms from Sherlock Holmes, sorry.

If democracies cannot be ultimately controlled by the people, then are they democracies? (We the people cannot say, let have an election, the last idiot is gone, we don’t want another, since one of the contenders is dressing up like a dead old bitch who is currently being eaten by worms.)

Liz … trussed up for the political worms.

(So if not her, the chica in the bathing suit? Liz has no lips, but Penny’s got a rack. And that, Charlie Brown, is how leaders are chosen then and now and forever.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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