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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…

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Funny story: Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp

Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp

After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…

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Funny story: Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Sean Connery, the actor who died at the weekend, having had a long and successful career 'tramping the boards' - not least in the James Bond movies - has finally found that, contrary to popular belief, you only live once. Connery died on Saturday,…

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Funny story: Sean Connery James Bond Comeback Shelved

Sean Connery James Bond Comeback Shelved

There was a major disappointment for James Bond fans at the weekend, when the proposed comeback of Sean Connery as 007 had to be abandoned when the actor gave up his ghost. Connery, 90, had starred in Bond adventures since he was a small boy, and,…

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Funny story: A Friends reunion special! ‘What have we done to deserve this?’

A Friends reunion special! ‘What have we done to deserve this?’

Rumours of a Friends reunion special being filmed when Covid restrictions are lifted, have caused a frenzy of activity. People are ditching face masks, swapping saliva-dripping drinking glasses, and having face-licking orgies. “Is that all we have…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...

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Funny story: President Trump Is Going To Run America In The Style Of A James Bond Villain

President Trump Is Going To Run America In The Style Of A James Bond Villain

After dashing off a veto to overturn the decision made by Congress regarding what he says is an emergency situation on the US/Mexican border, President Donald Trump today said that he is ready to roll his sleeves up, and get his hands dirty with the...

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Funny story: Daniel Craig has one sugar in tea

Daniel Craig has one sugar in tea

Exclusive today, we come to you with a report that Daniel Craig, known for his portrayal of Bond, has recently made sweeping changes to his entire life. “I can’t understand it” reported his wife Rachel Weisz. “Before now, he has always had two su...

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Funny story: 'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but the latest Russian attack on the UK has given Bond makers food for thought! Cameras have already...

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Funny story: Bond 007 latest movie - The Russian Spy that didn't know he was a Spy until he became President of America

Bond 007 latest movie - The Russian Spy that didn't know he was a Spy until he became President of America

The latest Bond 007 thriller announced by the Eon production company is set to start filming soon. Given there are no more Ian Fleming books to adapt they are said to be contriving a modern story line from contemporary events. This time Daniel Cr...

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Funny story: David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...

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Funny story: "Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...

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Funny story: Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? Ho...

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Funny story: Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in Sturgeon's words, "...material change of circumstances br...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...

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Funny story: Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

James Bond star Daniel Craig is said to furious after naked photographs of him pumping Iron were leaked onto the internet. The photos, apparently taken with a high powered lens, show the actor sweating while totally nude at his home in Los Angeles.

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