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Funny story: Weather Forecast For Tomorrow

Weather Forecast For Tomorrow

The extremely hot weather that's being enjoyed by the whole of the UK is set to continue during the first half of this week, but after that, it's going to be back to normal for most of us. Record temperatures have been the order of the day, along...

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Funny story: Sorry Folks - Have To Get Serious For Once Because Of A Serious Matter- How To Keep Cool In This Heat.

Sorry Folks - Have To Get Serious For Once Because Of A Serious Matter- How To Keep Cool In This Heat.

WAYS TO COOL DOWN IN SMALL WAYS INEXPENSIVELY AND EFFICIENTLY. Put a pan of water in back of a fan- it will act as a mini air conditioner The following foods are known as refrigerants - they cool the body down from within. Eat or drink these:...

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Funny story: HEATWAVE LATEST: Tempers flare as temperatures in Scotland top 9 degrees

HEATWAVE LATEST: Tempers flare as temperatures in Scotland top 9 degrees

There were ugly scenes in a number of Scottish cities, including Glasgow and Dundee, yesterday, as the mercury soared to an unprecedented July high of 9.8 degrees celsius north of the border. Scuffles broke out at a number of open-air pools and li...

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Funny story: Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Weather forecasters across Europe have said that the searing temperatures that are currently causing so much discomfort to so many people in so many countries, shows no sign of letting up, and is set to continue until it cools off a bit. The heat,...

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Funny story: European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...

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Funny story: Angela Merkel's Head Melts

Angela Merkel's Head Melts

There was drama in Germany today, during some abnormally hot weather, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken to hospital when her head melted. Merkel, 64, was standing next to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky in Berlin, listening to the two c...

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Funny story: Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Steamy-hot temperatures were almost too much for one man yesterday, when contrary to the laws of human biology, his blood started to boil. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been teaching in the air-conditioned classrooms at the school where he works, when he...

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Funny story: UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

The UK was today left reeling after a brief spell of cooler weather. Children were seen staring at the skies in wonder as spots of warm rain fell for the first time in months. One school has planned a weeks' lessons round "warm clothing". Teacher,...

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Funny story: Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...

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Funny story: Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Desperate measures are being taken, it seems, in the recent heatwave, as a Merseyside man held up an ice cream van with a machete. The Liverpudlian desparado claims he had been passed by no less than four vans in his quest for a 99 for himself and...

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Funny story: Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

The current unrelenting humid, sticky, overly-moist heatwave that is sweeping the UK, is putting the nation's children at risk, says a new survey, out today. The survey, commissioned by "Overprotective Parents UK", states that more and more child...

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Funny story: Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

The UK heatwave which has been heating and waving for three weeks now, has 'knackered' a man's lawn in Shropshire, it has been alleged. The man, Les Jonno, says that the unseasonal 'red-hot' temperatures have put paid to decades of diligent, deter...

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Funny story: Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

The heatwave that has been literally 'heating' the United Kingdom at the moment is having a devastating effect on plantlife, and the country's grass is the driest it's been since 1976, or, as it's become known in some circles, the Summer of the Ladyb...

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Funny story: UK Wildlife Sanctuaries Inundated in Heatwave

UK Wildlife Sanctuaries Inundated in Heatwave

Wildlife Sanctuaries across the UK are feeling the effects of the heatwave, with many more animals than usual crossing their thresholds every day. One Sanctuary ,"Debbies Donkeys" in Wales said that every morning seagulls are queueing by the door...

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Funny story: Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Tony Hemmings, 33, the cock of the walk in Basingstoke has realised that despite Gareth Southgate's leading work in the field, waist-coats are not the defacto male clothing to be worn during a heat-wave. 'Imagine my surprise, to be following the s...

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Funny story: Heatwave Causes Mass Delusions

Heatwave Causes Mass Delusions

For those of us basking in the recent heatwave taking care with the sun cream, there are others who are not being so careful and are risking serious heatstroke. The NHS has reported a massive increase in people who believe that England have just w...

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Funny story: Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...

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