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Funny story: The French Government Has Texted Donald Trump And Told Him That They Are Putting The Entire Blame For Their Horrendous Heat Wave On Him!

The French Government Has Texted Donald Trump And Told Him That They Are Putting The Entire Blame For Their Horrendous Heat Wave On Him!

PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The French, who have been known to wave the white flag dur…

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Funny story: A Powerful Lightning Bolt Hits A Lake In Michigan And Catches It On Fire

A Powerful Lightning Bolt Hits A Lake In Michigan And Catches It On Fire

DUCK PECKER, Michigan - (Science and Technology Satire) - Watchdog Now News reports that an extremely powerful lightning bolt struck Lake Crankshaft, and it immediately caught on fire. A local resident asked how in the world a lake can catch on fi…

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Funny story: Hillbillies in Kentucky Are Using The Hot-As-Hell Sun To Barbecue Possumburgers

Hillbillies in Kentucky Are Using The Hot-As-Hell Sun To Barbecue Possumburgers

NASTY NOOKY, Kentucky - (Satire News) - United American News reports that lots of the state's hillbillies are taking advantage of the sizzling hot temps. Lottie Bungalow with UAN said that she spoke to several of the country folk who she noted wer…

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Funny story: 109-Degree Temperatures Cause Hundreds of Outhouses In West Virginia To Catch Fire and Completely Burn Down

109-Degree Temperatures Cause Hundreds of Outhouses In West Virginia To Catch Fire and Completely Burn Down

HILLBILLY HILL, West Virginia - (Magazine Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has reported that record temperatures in the Mountain State of West Virginia, have caused havoc with the personal health of many of the state's rural dwellers. CNS writer…

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Funny story: It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catchi…

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Funny story: The Temperature At The South Pole Is Usually -47 Degrees Fahrenheit, But With The Ongoing Heat Wave It Has Gone Up To -29 Degrees

The Temperature At The South Pole Is Usually -47 Degrees Fahrenheit, But With The Ongoing Heat Wave It Has Gone Up To -29 Degrees

THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The World Weather Guild reports that even the freezing South Pole is not escaping the horrendously, horrific heat waves that are beseeching most of the world's countries. With countries like the USA, Great Britian,…

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Funny story: A Major US Airline Adds 3 Daily Flights To The North Pole For Anyone Wanting To Escape The Hellacious Heat!

A Major US Airline Adds 3 Daily Flights To The North Pole For Anyone Wanting To Escape The Hellacious Heat!

FORTH WORTH, Texas - (Business Satire) - A spokesperson for American Airlines has just informed the flying public that due to the extensive heat wave that has been engulfing the country (and the world), they have decided to take action. Airline sp…

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Funny story: McDonalds Is Replacing Their Restaurant Playgrounds With Water Slides

McDonalds Is Replacing Their Restaurant Playgrounds With Water Slides

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger franchise in the entire world has just announced a new restaurant change. According to American Foodie News Agency reporter Paloma Sonoma, the Golden Arches giant is going to be doing away with all o…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says It Will Give Free Cups of Ice To Anyone Over 70

McDonalds Says It Will Give Free Cups of Ice To Anyone Over 70

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Watchdog Now News Agency has just stated that the McDonalds Corporation has agreed to provide free cups of ice to any citizen of the US, over the age of 70, free of charge. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that Lyl…

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Funny story: The Sahara Desert Is So Damn Hot That Sand Crabs Are Actually Catching Fire

The Sahara Desert Is So Damn Hot That Sand Crabs Are Actually Catching Fire

THE SAHARA DESERT - (Satire News) - The words "Hot-as-hell" are being used in every country in the world due to the amazing heat spell that the world is seeing. Many lakes have totally dried up and a lot of the fish have been gathered up by the PE…

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Funny story: Iowa's Corn Is All Dying Due To The Dreaded Trumpapalooza Heat Wave

Iowa's Corn Is All Dying Due To The Dreaded Trumpapalooza Heat Wave

WATERLOO, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa has just informed the news media that due to the infamous Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the state is in danger of running out of corn. The Iowa Corn Growers Guild (ICGG) has stated that if it does not…

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Funny story: The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…

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Funny story: Tilly The Traveler - No Need To go to Mid East for 'Sun & Heat Vacations', U.S. West Now Great

Tilly The Traveler - No Need To go to Mid East for 'Sun & Heat Vacations', U.S. West Now Great

This is Tilly the Traveler, in my snug Gothic cottage in the little village of Knickers Twist-famous for its pub sign of Red Knickers blowing in the wind. (Also, next door to the Bull and Scrotum pub - and their disgusting sign). Well, it’s ti…

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Funny story: Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…

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Funny story: Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!

Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!

HOTLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Well the Dixie city known as "Hotlanta" has truly lived up to it's name. Weathermen and weatherwomen in the Georgia state report that due to the Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the thermometer hit 114 degrees! It wa…

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Funny story: The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…

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Funny story: The Texas Senate Moves To Move The Average Summer Temperature In Texas From 98.6 Degrees To 103 Degrees

The Texas Senate Moves To Move The Average Summer Temperature In Texas From 98.6 Degrees To 103 Degrees

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The state senate of Texas has decided to make changes to state booklets on tourism. By a vote of 61 to 19, with 20 abstintations, the senate will have the state printing company show in the Texas tourism brochures t…

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