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Funny story: California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that due to the thousands of damn wildfires that have hit California, the cost of wildfire insurance has gone up by as much as 817%. Leilani Oahu-Roofy, 43, who is an insurance agent with the Pr…

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Funny story: California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

VACAVILLE, California – (Satire News) – Reports being put out by The Alpha Beta News Agency, are that thousands of California firefighters are running out of ideas as to how to fight the damn wildfires that are continuing to relentlessly burn out-of-…

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Funny story: Meteorologists Say That Half of California Could Burn Down Before Christmas

Meteorologists Say That Half of California Could Burn Down Before Christmas

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the California wildfires are the worst in the history of wildfires. Papayo Bamboo with Tabloid Today, said that she spoke with Max D. Nissbaum, who is the director…

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Funny story: California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The state of California, which has suffered from earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, bumper-to-bumper traffic, smog, tsunamis, and Trump’s ass-kissing little fairy Scott Baio, has just spent $19.3 million on a new advertisi…

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Funny story: Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California, suffering from a horrendous drought has just informed the news media that they have worked out a deal to purchase water from Chicago. The Windy City gets its water from Lake Michiga…

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Funny story: Wyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds

Wyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds

TARANTULA TITS, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Wyoming Department of Forestry & Animal Issues, is extremely concerned over the states 4 wildfires that are raging out-of-control. The main fire known as The Tongue of Freaking Satan Fire, was repo…

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Funny story: Three States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties

Three States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - The National Department of Forestry has just issued a mandate that, effective immediately, the inconsiderate practice of having gender reveal parties outside using fireworks will be prohibited. The Pismo Beach Purpo…

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Funny story: Oregon wildfire smoke making it difficult for everyone to see his sick gains, complains Hexxus

Oregon wildfire smoke making it difficult for everyone to see his sick gains, complains Hexxus

(Oregon)-Hexxus, toxic apparition and avatar of the forces of Destruction, was last seen on a fiery ridge in the Oregon Cascades complaining about how no one was able to see his sick gains because of poor visibility. “You know it takes a lot of ef…

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Funny story: Wildfires Raging All Across Country

Wildfires Raging All Across Country

In terrifying scenes comparable to those currently being seen across the Atlantic Ocean - in the United States of America - hundreds of wildfires are burning all over England's green and pleasant land tonight, as Bonfire Night gets well and truly un...

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Funny story: California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...

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Funny story: Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west. "It should really come as no su...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires. Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres. Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...

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Funny story: Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently spoke before a gathering of The Retired Saguaro Cactus Breeders Coalition at a local Sand & More Sand Motel convention room where she thanked them for the patience they exhibited in a field that has be...

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Funny story: GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

GOP Maven Ann Coulter Says That It Is Time That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Admits Responsibility For The Damn Wildfires

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter flew into Flagstaff, Arizona to visit an old high school girlfriend and she was shocked at the amount of fires burning throughout the state. Coulter, who is not one to hold her tongue, told a reporte...

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Funny story: Texas Moves Independence Day to October

Texas Moves Independence Day to October

With current drought conditions in Texas and with wildfires burning in several parts of the state, the Texas Legislature has voted to move this year's Independence Day celebration to October. The bill passed both the State House and the Senate b...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land. The governor, who lately has bee...

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