Coming soon to a plague city near you ... POLIO RATS! One bite and they’ll give you a new strain of polio only recently spawned in secret Black-Ops laboratories in undisclosed locations. You think you’ve been immune to polio all these years? Guess…
Polio has been discovered in London’s sewer system! YAY! The powers that be were worried that Covid hadn’t killed enough people or created enough fear to keep people servile and worried that they could die any minute. They brought out variants…
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