Triple Cooked Chips are so yesterday

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

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Oh my god, this is even worse than last year.

So popular in 2019, Triple Cooked Chips, like Hipsters are now a thing of the past, says a renowned expert.

Patio Tulips, a Hipster since it became briefly fashionable to drink beer out of Jam Jars said in his book Man, that was so Yesterday 'Triple Cooked Chips became passe in 2022 when most people realised that doing something three times was usually a sign that an incompetent was doing the job'.

Along with home-brewed beers, and beards that took more time to style than they did to grow, The Hipster movement enjoyed a brief time in the sun, before a fashion expert on a little-read blog stated their unwanted opinion.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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