Brave politician Michael Made-up, Chutney on the Fritz's leading independent MP has called President Putin names online.
'Call me controversial, but Vladimir Putin is being a bit of a Silly Sausage, isn't he?' tweeted Made-up to his three followers on Twitter.
Fellow Politician Clueless Buffoon retweeted and liked the comment, and local businesswoman Mavis Davies added 'That'll show the multi-millionaire Russian President what's what won't it?'
Conservative spokesman Green Shoots piped up 'Although we are in support of Free speech, comments like this don't help anyone.'
A spokesman for Sausages wasn't available. This story is fictional. Some of the things you read on the internet are not.
