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Funny story: ABBA: The Naked Concert

ABBA: The Naked Concert

What do these people have in common: Björn & Benny, Agnetha & Anni-Frid? They’re sexy and they’re ABBA! Never mind their movies and musicals based on their songs, now the Swedish supergroup have thought up a new idea for making their so…

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Funny story: Born To Spoof: The Spoof's Darkest Hour! or Honolulu Lays a Golden Egg!

Born To Spoof: The Spoof's Darkest Hour! or Honolulu Lays a Golden Egg!

(This is a continuation of a long series of Born To Spoof stories. Any similarities of character names to other spoof writers is strictly coincidental and on purpose!) "Get that manatee out of the bridge Billings this is a sub not a Florida Zoo. A…

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Funny story: ABBA Is Now BABA

ABBA Is Now BABA

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Stockholm, Sweden is that the band that was first formed in 1972, will be changing their name. One of the members of ABBA, Bjorn Ulvaeus, told BuzzFuzz (Scandinavia) that the group members decided…

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Funny story: Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…

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Funny story: Man who hasn't bought any ABBA CDs, won't be buying the next one

Man who hasn't bought any ABBA CDs, won't be buying the next one

A man who has never invested in any ABBA CDs has told anyone who might be listening he won't be buying the new one. Brian Asshat, Chutney on Fritz's most famous, fictional bachelor has surprised no one at all with this news. Brian's music collecti…

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Funny story: House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas

After passing measures to address the Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States, the House and Senate have responded to cries from an industry that is seldom heard from. The past two days have seen the American public purchasing and hoarding toilet p...

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Funny story: ABBA Linked To New Gene That Sustains Their Popularity

ABBA Linked To New Gene That Sustains Their Popularity

Scientists at the University of Stockholm, today revealed that a 40-year-long study of the musical group ABBA, has lead to a breakthrough. The iconic popular Swedish group has had a little bit of help maintaining their popularity. "ABBA has a secr...

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Funny story: Abba to Reform with Grayson Perry

Abba to Reform with Grayson Perry

The music world is agog at the news that Swedish purveyors of mind-numbing middle of the road nondescript pop Abba is to reform for a world tour but without Agnetha, blonde bombshell and former "Rear of the Year". Agnetha Fältskog is now living as...

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Funny story: ABBA Hit 'Thank You For The Muesli' To Be Rerecörded

ABBA Hit 'Thank You For The Muesli' To Be Rerecörded

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup from Sweden, who formed in 1972, split in 1983, then got back together again last week, only to break up again citing "musical differences", have decided to give it one last shot, and are to record a new and updated...

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Funny story: ABBA Split

ABBA Split

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup from Sweden who split in 1983, then got back together last week, have split again, citing "musical differences" as the reason. The group, consisting of Agnetha Fältskog, Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Fr...

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Funny story: Netanyahu calls on Abba to recognize Israel as the Jewish state

Netanyahu calls on Abba to recognize Israel as the Jewish state

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that reassuring words from Swedish pop group ABBA about not wanting nuclear weapons still does answer the question if the European singing sensations recognize Israel. In a speech at the pro-...

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Funny story: Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

A performer with the silent Abba tribute act 'Mime-A-Mia' was left pole axed on stage last night after he collided with a previous act's unfinished introductory joke. The joke, an aborted one liner known as the ' A Man Walked Into A Bar' gag, had bee...

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Funny story: Tin-Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter

Tin-Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter

Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that embarrassment has succeeded where covert operations fa...

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Funny story: Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...

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Funny story: ABBA Replies To Fan Complaints about Name Change

ABBA Replies To Fan Complaints about Name Change

ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October. Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently the...

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Funny story: ABBA Changes Name to BAAB for New Album

ABBA Changes Name to BAAB for New Album

After decades as, Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, the members of ABBA have decided to re-name the group BAAB. "We have fell baad all of these years," said Agnetha, "That Bjorn and Benny are sandwiched in the middle. So we changed it to BAAB...

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Funny story: ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt

ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt

ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...

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