Boy Sent To Bed Early Laughs At Parents By Reading Porn Mag

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 20 November 2020

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Timmy reading himself a 'bedtime story'

A naughty boy who had been sent to bed an hour before his usual bedtime for being cheeky to his mum and dad, exacted an evil revenge on them by doing just as he was told to do, and then browsing through some pornographic literature he'd 'borrowed' from his dad.

Timmy Grudge, who is 6, had exhausted the patience of his long-suffering parents, Rob and Susan, after he had called them "a couple of wankers" for not letting him stay up late to watch 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'.

Little Timmy looked sullen, and trudged off upstairs with his faithful teddy bear, Barney.

Once out of sight, however, the tinker grinned to himself, and made for the stash of mucky books he knew his parents kept at the bottom of their wardrobe. He picked out his favorite, then retired to his bedroom for the night.

Using a torch under the bedclothes, he marveled at the luscious ladies within, and chuckled to himself at how clever he was to have pulled a stunt such as he had.

But trouble was coming up the stairs!

Timmy's parents were having 'an early night' themselves, and noticed their son's bed cover was in the shape of a wigwam as they passed his room. They could also hear giggles.

Dad Rob pulled the covers off the bed, just in time to see his wayward son slam the cliterature shut in the middle of one of his 'Viz' annuals. He said:

"Come on, Timmy lad. You can read that tomorrow."

"Yes, OK, Dad," said the little runt, smirking.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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