BILLINGSGATE POST: Wilma, née Woody Wentworth of Westminster won the Miss England Pageant held in Worstershire this weekend. According to public records, Wilma changed her name to Woody after undergoing a sex change operation a year ago. Woody p...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Praise the Lord! It’s rare that such a heartwarming story surfaces in a world bereft of humanity. This was a match made in heaven. Granny Lizzie Kocolochek, who lived a life of quiet desperation, lost all of her teeth by the...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, have broken into the office of the former FBI Direc...
BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, in a display of chutzpah that defied transcendental reality, President Trump descended out of a cloud like an existential chimera. Something was different about him. On the lawn outside the White House, just before...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Remarkably, after years of experimenting with natural ingredients, ranging from chicken manure to cannabis, Dr. Billingsgate has discovered an extract that will make all other salves and lotions obsolete. Working out of his iso...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim was never the smooth talker who instinctively said the right thing. Pretty little Simone, his third wife, thought she had won the matrimonial equivalent of lotto when Slim proposed to her on Facebook. Tired of Moscow’s brut...
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not unusual to hear someone claim to have a photographic memory. But to have a photographic tongue capable of recording everything it sees or touches, is remarkable, indeed. In an article appearing in the Journal of Lin...
DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...
When you want to class up a magazine, nothing says "class" like a good dirty limerick. So we proudly present a few of them. What's that, you say? They're too blunt and could use subtler innuendo? As they go along, the meter becomes increasingly weak?…
VANCOUVER 2010: Canadians celebrating their brilliant Olympics say the reason for the Brit media's sulky, petulant and un-sportsmanlike response to opening night is because of their "itchy and scratchy unwashed underwear". As if to confirm Canadi...
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