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Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...

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Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

MUMBAI, India - The woman who was voted Miss World in 1994, and is still considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth has stated that she wholeheartedly supports President Obama. Miss Rai spoke with India's Taj Mahal News Agen...

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Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Funny story: Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Miss World, the politically incorrect contest for denigrating women, has made a step towards political correctness by installing a disability ramp. "This isn't the first time we've made a nod towards political correctness," said contest organiser,...

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Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

After the controversy last year when Edith Millpond won Miss Isle of Wight despite being married and dead for three years, this year's competition went without a hitch. It could not have gone to a more deserving girl this time. Miss Isla White...

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Argentine Lady, 47, Crowned Miss World

Funny story: Argentine Lady, 47, Crowned Miss World

There was a shock result at the world's most prestigious beauty contest in Paris last night, when a stunning 47-year-old mum from Argentina was crowned Miss World. Norma Mansilla, of Mercedes, Buenos Aires, won the contest hands-down despite her a...

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Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Funny story: Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Washington, D.C. - Taken aback by the speech Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave at last Friday's competition, President Bush offered her a job as his official speechwriter.

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Russian Lady Crowned Miss Boring 2007

Funny story: Russian Lady Crowned Miss Boring 2007

LONDON (Defecated News) - Isabel Chernokova was yesterday crowned Miss Boring 2007 at the less than glitzy pageant in Sothend-On-Sea, Essex. Finalists flocked by the dozen from around the world to the event sponsored by Channel 4'...

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Ashdown Accepts Miss World Title

Funny story: Ashdown Accepts Miss World Title

Lord Sir Admiral The Right Honourable Emperor Duke 'Paddy' Ashdown VC MBE KGB has accepted - reluctantly - the 2007 Miss World award.

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Miss Great Britain Search In Birmingham Proves Fruitless

Funny story: Miss Great Britain Search In Birmingham Proves Fruitless

Miss Great Britain organisers searching for contestants to enter the upcoming competition were unable to find a suitable entrant from the Birmingham area - and picked one from Stoke-on-Trent instead.

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Shilpa Crowned Miss World

Funny story: Shilpa Crowned Miss World

In a triple whammy Celebrity Big Brother celebration, Shilpa Shetty was last night crowned BB winner, installed as Indian Prime Minister and awarded the title of Miss World 2007-2017.

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Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Funny story: Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA.

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Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

Funny story: Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...

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