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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...

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Funny story: Graylings ask for a new name

Graylings ask for a new name

Known as the man who wasted nearly £500,000 on projects that he knew nothing about, MP Chris Grayling has clung onto power, but the fish that share his name have asked for it to be changed. Gary Johnson, a three year old Grayling said 'It is bad e...

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Funny story: Failing Grayling

Failing Grayling

The UK government has forked out a 33million-quid settlement to EuroTunnel over the handing out of ferry contracts in the event of a no deal Brexit. It doesn’t bode well for our negotiating teams if they’ve ended up losing a court case to a fucking t...

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Funny story: EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

European Union officials announced this morning that plans were underway to "leave Chris Grayling" within the next year. Speaking from Brussels, a spokesperson said "We simply cannot accept the endless migration of rubbish from Grayling and others li...

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Funny story: Prisoners to be stripped under new jail reforms

Prisoners to be stripped under new jail reforms

The Justice Secretary has today announced prison reforms in a bid to cut down waiting lists. Prisoners will no longer automatically receive perks such as clothing and absorbent toilet paper. Initially the prisoners will have to parade naked under...

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Funny story: Elton John Challenges Chris Grayling To A Singing Contest - The Loser Has To Move To San Francisco

Elton John Challenges Chris Grayling To A Singing Contest - The Loser Has To Move To San Francisco

LONDON - Sir Elton John saying that he has just about had his fill of Chris Grayling and his anti-gay rantings has challenged Lord Graybloke, as Sir Elton calls him, to a singing match. He went on to say that the loser of the singing contest has t...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Announces That She Has Just Bought Two B&B's In Chris Grayling's Hometown

Rosie O'Donnell Announces That She Has Just Bought Two B&B's In Chris Grayling's Hometown

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Rosie O'Donnell heard about Tory Chris Grayling's remarks which stated that bed and breakfast owners should have the right to turn away gay couples. O'Donnell, a self-avowed lesbian immediately called up her business mana...

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