A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…
King Charles was in a sticky wicket recently. And for an old reason … The French! Mon Dieu! They were revolting again. I mean, having a revolution, or a protest, or just burning things because they didn’t want to retire two years later. THAT was w…
The Royal Shit Reader has looked into the Royal toilet bowl after King Charles had a burrito tsunami blow out of ass … and the future of Britain does not look good. Sir Reginald Pooh (born into his job) inspected the King’s shit after His Majesty…
TV producers think that most of the public would like to see some royals come out sing, dance or tell jokes (and make a general fool out of themselves.) (In addition to the current royals doing it for free). But - in developing the show - the…
Phoenix - Former News Anchor Kari Lake has announced that, in addition to being elected Governor of Arizona last November, she was also elected the Queen of England. The First Lady of Maga-land filed suit in London demanding that King Charles abdi…
Why did several of the Royal Men have to have divorced Women as their Wives - with all sorts of attractive single Women around? Is it some emotional longing for Mommy? Anyway - Edward the Eighth had to Have twice divorced Wallace Simpson.
Prince Harry called it 'the Organization' in a recent Anderson Cooper interview. Formerly a Top 'Organization' Leader - he Crossed 'Mr. Big' and is now outside looking in. It's leader - behind his 'folksy' demeanor - can be as cold blooded a…
This year, and every year - Forever - the Taxpayers will give the Royals $100 Million to fritter away - (Info. from the 2023 Sovereign Grant Fund). Meanwhile the Royals are Billionaires - and like all rich families are always fighting and squabb…
The real-Life Royal Family is the best Soap Opera in England at the present time. It beats any of the Fictional Soaps. A Royal has a long time Mistress. The Press finds out - and The Royal Mistress divorces her cheating husband. The recently…
Ngozi Fulani has an older name: Marlene Headley. Does this make her a fraud? Can’t a person change their name? Some of the British press like to focus attention away from the Royal Family and Their Wacky Friends, and instead concentrate as much hatre…
Margrethe II, (the sequel), Queen of Denmark is setting a dangerous precedent. She has formed a conscience and has told her kids and grandkids “You ain’t nobody special.” Stripping them of their titles and all the potential accolades and gifts and pa…
Anti-Royalist Brian Asshat has changed his mind and now believes a new King will be good for the country. 'Yes, I have changed my mind' said Brian on his blog 'Throwing Shoes and Curing my Blues' 'A new king would be good, but a completely new kin…
Now that Chucky is king (when is she gonna bump off – at my age I’ve got maybe ten years to be king – the throne won’t even have my ass dent in it before William takes over), there are certain things that he is no longer allowed to do. As seen in…
As The Smiths confidently predicted in 1986 with their album "The Queen Is Dead", the Queen has finally snuffed it. So what happens now? For nine days the UK will be in a period of mourning. During that time, shops are not allowed to sell cakes or…
Having achieved a massive and quite unexpected orgasm at the sight of her otherwise useless husband Wills wandering around the streets of Westminster flogging that deadbeat rag, The Big Issue, Kate has decided to get in on the act. Scrolling throu…
During Queen Elizabeth’s Jubilee, a wee lad was acting like a child! Holy Fuck, start a war! Prince Louis didn’t know he was ‘a Royal”, so he could only be a kid. Thumbing his nose at mommy! Good for you! That’s what kids do to mommy when she t…
Prince Harry has been diligent in trying to remove photos of him at a Halloween party wear he wore a Nazi brownshirt with a swastika armband. It’s not clear whether or not his granny had a talk with him, though one Royal-watcher, who prefers to r…
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