Somehow the grey critters got the idea into their bulbous heads that the giant metal -ointed phallus located in the heart of Paris France was actually the planet Earth's penis.
In what is apparently the mating behavior of those advanced little bastards, the giant glowing donut shaped ship performed aeronautical moves that far outmaneuver anything known to human technology, and can only be described as "out of this world."
The display which was visible as far away as London and Berlin caused much of the population of Europe to faint dead away, while others seemed quite aroused by the sight.
Afterwards the tower smoked an enormous cigarette.
