The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 26 June 2018

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A few times the Queen has had the royal band play to disguise the fact that she and Meghan are sneaking out.

Buckingham Palace today reluctantly admitted that the rumours are true that the Queen and Meghan Markle have become besties. They have been sneaking out at night, wearing disguises and going to underground clubs together.

Apparently, Prince Harry has been unsuccessful at trying to put a stop to the trysts and insiders suspect that he is secretly jealous of his new bride and her relationship with the Queen.

The Queen and Meghan love going to the London after-hours clubs and have been hanging out with Eric Idle and Ringo Starr. Probably the thing that is making Prince Harry mad the most is that they are using Prince Andrew as a designated driver.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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