Written by Al N.

Saturday, 9 June 2018

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"I wish I'd known those wedding rings had been Queen Victoria & Prince Albert's before I lost them!" said Duchess Meghan.

London, England The new Duchess of Sussex, actress Meghan Markle, admits that she didn't realize that her wedding to Prince Harry was real at first. She figured it was a movie and that Prince Harry was a look-a-like.

"I'm pretty sure it was the Ambien I was taking that made me unable to tell reality from non-reality. If it was what made Roseanne Barr racist then it's probably what made me think I was in a TV movie. Not that I didn't think it all was terribly lovely! It's just that I probably would have appreciated it more if I'd known it was all really happening" said the Duchess.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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