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Funny story: Man Considering Going To Live In Greece

Man Considering Going To Live In Greece

A man who is no stranger to living in 'foreign parts' is mulling over his future this evening, after reading about just how easy it would be to relocate to the European paradise of Greece. Once the world centre of art, culture, and philosophical t...

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Funny story: China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

The Beijing government has politely requested EU leaders if some of its population can stand in Europe to obey social distancing rules. Social distancing rules require people to keep a distance of at least 2 metres away from one another, to avoid the...

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Funny story: Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Severe weather warnings across Europe have been issued, after high winds were spotted spiralling across the English Channel towards the continent. A weather watcher on the cliffs of Dover said he was able to make out a giant face in the swirling air,...

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Funny story: London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...

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Funny story: UK & EU Summit interrupted by Laptop Grot

UK & EU Summit interrupted by Laptop Grot

A meeting of minds between the United Kingdom and European Union delegations at the EU's Brussels bunker, was rudely interrupted by the disturbing images of several deviant acts that were randomly splashed on a big projector screen at random interval...

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Funny story: Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...

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Funny story: Ready To Rumble

Ready To Rumble

The UK's Brexit negotiator is in the EU for talks today, and has said “progress has been made”. Which will be music to the ears of many Brits who are living with the looming shadow of Brexit uncertainty blocking out their personal sun. A gover...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Having wallowed in the gutter end of UK politics for three decades, Nigel Farage has always been an extreme character. Now he has embraced his lunacy in full, and has publicly admitted to being a Flat Earth believer. "It's obvious," said the torto...

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Funny story: Boris takes bread and circuses to Brussels

Boris takes bread and circuses to Brussels

"Panem et circenses", shouted the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, Johnson. "Persuasion by games. That's what people want! And that's what they'll jolly well get...!" It appeared the PM was losing it when he placed a large box on the table in fr...

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Funny story: Mr. Miyagi from "Karate Kid" film is appointed new Brexit adviser

Mr. Miyagi from "Karate Kid" film is appointed new Brexit adviser

In a radical move today, the UK Government announced the appointment of Mr. Miyagi, the quiet and eccentric apartment handyman from the "Karate Kid" film as special adviser on the UK's departure from the EU. Mr. Miyagi will be introducing his theo...

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Funny story: Funny Money

Funny Money

The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee have said that the Brexit Party will have to return any money it can’t account for, forcing Brexiteers to once again become “up in arms”. It’s been quite tiring for Brexiteers as they are forced to be o...

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Funny story: Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...

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Funny story: Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

Residents of the tiny Wiltshire village of Nether Regus are this morning placing their MEP votes at an emergency polling station set up in the local public toilets. Their usual polling venue is in the 1st Nether Scout hut which, unfortunately, bur...

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Funny story: Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Profits at old gits pub chain JD Wetherspoon fell 19% in the six months to the end of January. Wetherspoon's weirdo chairman, Brexit cheerleader Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hairstyle of the gods, immediately announced that it...

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Funny story: European Union Develops a Police Academy for Proper Etiquette.

European Union Develops a Police Academy for Proper Etiquette.

The EU Council is holding a ministerial meeting to investigate a national system of policing to protect the freedoms, safety, and property of EU citizens living in member countries. The EU is recommending a national police academy to properly trai...

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Funny story: Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Police and immigration officials were called to a beach in Norfolk this morning, when a man was discovered only half-conscious, and wearing only a pair of lederhosen. He was soaking wet. The location for this momentous event was the seaside villag...

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Funny story: Theresa May's Love Letter

Theresa May's Love Letter

Theresa May has released a letter to the British public detailing her Brexit plan. The letter has been released in two forms: one, a traditional letter, and the other (to appeal to hardcore “Brexiteers”), will be released in the form of a thirty seco...

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