Written by joseph k winter

Saturday, 10 March 2018

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Russophobia now more popular than fried bread

Recent occipital lobe studies at Oxford and MIT universities have at last defined causes in the epidemic of Russophobia sweeping the globe.

Russophobia = Russian meddling directed by Vladimir Putin wearing black gloves and hunching his back, or foul winds emerging from the rear of anything you dislike.

As with:

*Two ex-Russians found poisoned on a bench in the UK become (automatically) victims of a Kremlin-directed assassination attempt because Russophobia does not merely suggest that conclusion--it dictates it.

*Also dictated: the US presidential election of 2016 was decided by Russian interference because otherwise Americans were entirely happy with government as usual.

*Declining employment, failure of infrastructure, the opioid crisis, homelessness, children going hungry, foreign wars, globalism, and welfare programs for the plutocrats had nothing to do with election results.

Questioning Russophobia and seeking evidence to support conclusions from it is a “proof” for Russophobiacs that a skeptic has “gone over to the enemy.”

University experts have located the heart of the problem at lobus occipitalis publicae (the political occipital lobe region).

Swollen mainstream media glands (tumedis amet media glandulis) also play a key role as enabler in Russophobia, accompanied by bulging eyeballs and hoarseness (from repetition).

Further, the lobus occipitalis publicae syndrome indicates tiny bacteria mites have migrated into the occipital lobe due to a marauding and virulent “Hillary Clinton Disease.”

This Hilarius Clinton projectura facilius facienda isolita (Hillary Clinton projection and justification malady) appeared directly after Ms. Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election.

Attendant “sleeping” strains of virulence waiting their turn to activate into the lobus occipitalis publicae are:

*Odor of DNC special favors to Clinton;

*Malignant tumors in “the Steele dossier”;

*Mueller Investigation desperately seeking something substantial;

*"Not my president" hysteria converting Left Wing to Rabid Right;

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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