Written by Al N.

Thursday, 11 May 2017

image for Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!
Prince Charles, the last time his Mum said she would never abdicate.

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches and not royal enough when talking to crowds.

"No one wants to hear that crap. You two need to stop crying about your mum, and you dearie, need to quit with the lonely crap and learn how to show up in public fully dressed!" the Queen was overheard saying.

After the tirade, the Queen was heard telling her messenger to summon Prince Charles so that she could see the look on his face when she announces that she will NEVER abdicate and that her doctors say she should live to be way over 100.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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