London, ENGLAND Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen is closing some of the Royal Palaces to use for storage of her purses, hats, tiaras, and Corgi collars.
"Her Majesty is tired of opening closets in Windsor Castle or Buckingham Palace and have jeweled tiaras following out all over the place" said a palace spokesperson.
"The Queen's purses and hats alone will fill up Sandringham" said the Queen's Royal Curator. "At first the Queen wanted to use Dunfermline Palace, but we had to remind her that Dunfermline Palace had been closed for a few centuries and was now in ruins."
