Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

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Prince Charles, dreaming of solid gold cuff links.

London, England The Royal Family owns many castles that are largely unused. Prince Charles has found that many of his ancestors left unseen booty around these properties. When he found gold coins in the pantry of Belvidere House, it was the sign he needed to start prospecting!

One of the castles that is part of his search is the Good King Arthur Palace, named that by Prince Charles when he was younger. Charles has been seen there every weekend by his retinue.

"It's like he's possessed! And it's not like he needs the money!" spoke an old friend of the Prince of Wales.

"He never would have known about the gold if it was't for me!" spoke King Midas.

"He has his nerve, not hanging around us any more!" said Prince
Charming.

While all wondered why he would spend so much time away from his usual haunts, one of the gathering held up a picture of Camilla, which left the whole room silent and nodding their heads in understanding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Prince Charles




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