Wayne Rooney and his Missus sued for earning too much money!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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The "Sword of Damocles" is hanging over Rooney's bank account so he's been declared bankrupt!

Amongst all the other scandals rocking the English professional soccer world another one has risen it's ugly head!

Wayne "Boom Boom" Rooney and his Missus, Coleen, are being sued for, wait for it, earning too much money!

This case sets a new precedent amongst the scandals surrounding our beloved "footy" heroes.

Rooney has told them in best Scouse to, well I believe it translated to "Go Away" (but it began with an 'F'), and spat. Coleen, slightly wiser decided to get a renowned "Scouse" Solicitor called the Rt.Hon. Butty Scavenger, good ol mate of the Roonies from way back when!

Anyway, Wayne and Coleen are claiming they don't earn enough bucks and are applying for social benefits to buy nappies for the baby.

The 4,8 million was spent on their wedding and his salary from Man U goes straight into a Swiss bank account alongside Roger Federers!

As for the rest of the country they are backing "poor old" Rooney because they don't want him "banged up" during the World Cup, God forbid!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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