Another Premiership star caught cheating with teammate's fiancé.

Written by Bill Licks

Monday, 1 February 2010

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I can exclusively reveal that another high profile premiership footballer has been caught having an affair with the fiancé of another average left fullback.

The unnamed international has managed to obtain a gagging order to prevent the shock of a second fair to middling left footed defender this week, being named the victim in this affair.

My source revealed, 'The guilty player is really sorry for the embarrassment he's caused and would have allowed the press to reveal his name so that fans of opposing teams could make up funny songs about him at matches. However, he believes the public just wouldn't be able to cope with the news that the guy who's fiancé he cheated on is once again a pretty ordinary, wing back, who usually turns out for the reserves, but when he does play, runs about like a headless chicken and regularly gets caught out of position.'

'Besides', he added, 'How are we going to get any column inches in magazines like Heat, Grazia or Woman's Weekly when they've got absolutely no idea who the poor bloke is.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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