Manchester City and Arsenal Both Want Vanessa Perroncel

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Perroncel practises her goal celebration

As the alleged John Terry Scandal rages on allegedly unabated in the alleged daily tabloids, attention turned this morning to the alleged lady at the centre of the alleged row, Vanessa Perroncel, with both Manchester City and Arsenal allegedly declaring their interest in the alleged French model.

Terry, it was, who 'dabbled' with Perroncel whilst she was still the girlfriend of his former Chelsea team-mate Wayne Bridge, and there have been calls for him to step down as England captain as a result.

Perroncel, meanwhile, has become a target for Manchester City's rich Arab owners, as they seek to gain any kind of advantage they can over the current Big Four, and because it's well known that Arabs are keen on poking western women. [citation needed]

And at the Emirates, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has said that he, too, would like to have Perroncel in his squad simply because he buys anything French. He said:

"I didn't see the incident myself."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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