John Terry: "I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!"

Written by SpoofyDoofy

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Pappies sauce on John Terry's sausage, makes him play harder.

John Terry, the England and Chelsea Captain, voted Dad of the Year in the Pappies Sauce survey in 2009, has made the following endorsement of Pappies Sauce;

"I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!"

As Chelsea seek the Premiership title and England seek the World Cup, with John Terry being the Captain of both, it is great to know that John Terry is 'honouring' his commitment to being fully fit for the task ahead.

As John Terry said when he won the Papa's Sauce Dad of the Year 2009;

"It's a great honour to be voted Dad of the Year. I have won many trophies in my career but I'm proud to say that this is up there with all of them.

"Georgie and Summer are great kids and I love them both dearly.

"My family mean the world to me and receiving this award has made me feel extremely proud.

"Being with the kids and watching them grow up and learning new things every day is a privilege and I'm honoured to receive this award."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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