Since Kim Jong Dong is bored and wants to fire off a few nuclear missiles to show his Chinese masters that he’s a big boy now and has enough weight to throw around (even though the world laughs and laughs at him), he has hired Dennis Rodman, an old friend, to head on over and succeed where Trump failed.
Rodman has already played hoops with the North Korea dictator, and a friend of a friend of the basketball superstar has said “He ain’t got no game, but he lines up the pussy when the Rodman comes a-knockin’.”
With becoming a basketball hero to all his poor and tormented people make Kim an even bigger boy? Will it bring peace to the region? Will a basketball push a giant balloon out of the news?
Will Kim fucking relax with the missiles for two seconds and try doing something else with all the time he has doing nothing but dictating?
Will China want to learn how to play the sport, which usually favors the very tall? Since the Chinese want to be everywhere and own everything … maybe they’ll just own Rodman?
Only time will tell, but Kim is learning real fast and gets the ball in the basket three times for every ten throws! Not bad … for a five year old.
