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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency. Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He is Smitten With Kim Jong-un’s Little Sister Kim Yo-jong

Dennis Rodman Said He is Smitten With Kim Jong-un’s Little Sister Kim Yo-jong

PYONGYANG, North Korea – Former NBA basketball star, Dennis Rodman, has been friends with North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un since Columbus Day of 2013. Rodman, who stands 6-foot-7-inches tall, clearly towers over Kim, who stands 5-foot-7-inc...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

LOS ANGELES – One of the NBA’s greatest rebounders has informed the news media that he will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea, to visit his BFF, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, in the hospital. Rodman, who has more tattoos, piercings, and gold j...

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet. "We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...

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Funny story: North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...

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Funny story: "The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

"The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

Hollywood, CA Sony announced today that even though their movie The Interview caused international incidents, possible financial ruin, terrorist threats, hack attacks, and chastisement by President Obama, they would be filming a sequel in the next f...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Using the leverage gained from capturing the Sony computer network, Kim Jung Un announced today from Pyongyang that he has directed Sony's Board of Directors to replace the current CEO with his friend Dennis Rodman. Mr. Rodman...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

After another all-nighter on the Las Vegas Strip, former NBA Star Dennis Rodman woke up in a young woman's room to a loud banging on the door. "At first I thought it was her husband or boyfriend," said Rodman. "Can't tell you how many times shit l...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Pyongyang, North Korea-Dennis Rodman, BFF of Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, made Kim bend to his will and free two American prisoners from North Korean labor camps, it was announced yesterday. (Rodman also mentioned that it was he who t...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman. "I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman has informed the US news media that he will be traveling to the Ukraine in an effort to bring peace and harmony between the Ukraine and Russia. Rodman, who says that North Korean leader Ki...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman He's Still His BFF But He Can Forget About Dating His Sister

Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman He's Still His BFF But He Can Forget About Dating His Sister

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is thrilled that his sister Kim Yo Jong was well received by the people of North Korea. But like Savannah Bamboo, a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine graphically stated, they would be crazy not to, given...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals Who His Favorite American Idol Contestant Is

Kim Jong Un Reveals Who His Favorite American Idol Contestant Is

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently stated that American Idol is one of his favorite American television shows. He says he never misses it and that his wife, Ri Sol Ju is also a fan. The North Korean leader was recently asked by a rep...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler. The North Korean leader said tha...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

After the Supreme Leader's birthday bash he looked glum. Even his extensive collection of porn couldn't cheer him up or his nail lady, Yum Sweet Delight. Now it turns out that the fur coat given to him by Mr. Rodman on his birthday wasn't what he w...

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Funny story: Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...

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