SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger. The young lady who can literally fly like Superwom…
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich says he has not been as excited about signing a player since he signed the great superstar Tim Duncan in 1997. Coach Pop, told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that not only is Nor…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After months and months of speculation, the Bedroom Pillow Talk news agency has finally learned how much the extremely popular songstress Katy Perry gets paid for being a judge on American Idol. Miss Perry has had doz…
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has just announced that his former star player and assistant coach, Tim Duncan, has just resigned. Popovich, who was polecat hunting in Muckalica, Serbia, was shocked to hear that Tim had…
NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – According to ESPN-4, the word out of the Big Easy is that the New Orleans Pelicans are considering Spurs assistant coach Becky Harmon for the head coach job. Pelicans owner Gayle Benson, stated that she has checked…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich may be thinking of hanging up his coaching suit. “Coach Pop,” as he is known throughout the NBA world, says that he has total confidence in hi…
SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past. After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France. Lit…
SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...
A massive brawl ensued at the Spurs practice facility Wednesday afternoon, involving players, coaching staff, and some members of the press. The police report released this morning described the scene as "an unsettling display of savage violence."...
Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...
SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...
SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...
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