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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller

San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.

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Funny story: Katy Perry Finally Reveals The Amazingly Astounding Amount of Money American Idol Pays Her

Katy Perry Finally Reveals The Amazingly Astounding Amount of Money American Idol Pays Her

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After months and months of speculation, the Bedroom Pillow Talk news agency has finally learned how much the extremely popular songstress Katy Perry gets paid for being a judge on American Idol. Miss Perry has had doz…

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad

The San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Tim Duncan Resigns – Says He May Take The Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coaching Job

San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Tim Duncan Resigns – Says He May Take The Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coaching Job

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has just announced that his former star player and assistant coach, Tim Duncan, has just resigned. Popovich, who was polecat hunting in Muckalica, Serbia, was shocked to hear that Tim had…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job

San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – According to ESPN-4, the word out of the Big Easy is that the New Orleans Pelicans are considering Spurs assistant coach Becky Harmon for the head coach job. Pelicans owner Gayle Benson, stated that she has checked…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach

SAN ANTONIO, Texas – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich may be thinking of hanging up his coaching suit. “Coach Pop,” as he is known throughout the NBA world, says that he has total confidence in hi…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past. After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France. Lit…

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Funny story: NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...

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Funny story: Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

A massive brawl ensued at the Spurs practice facility Wednesday afternoon, involving players, coaching staff, and some members of the press. The police report released this morning described the scene as "an unsettling display of savage violence."...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...

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Funny story: President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...

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