The World's Most Famous Matador, El Gazpacho, Is Being Courted By Taco Bell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

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The "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan considers El Gazpacho "The Toro Whisperer."

CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency is reporting that the world's greatest matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho is being considered to become the spokesperson for Taco Bell.

Barcelona bullfighter "El Gazpacho" is perhaps one of the most famous athletes to ever enter a stadium, an arena, a coliseum, or a bullring.

The native of Spain is known as "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." The super star matador is feared by more fighting toros (bulls) than any other bullfighter in the history of the sport.

"Gazy" as his stunningly sexy wife calls him has over 27 million Instagram followers including such sexy hotties as Melania Trump, Sofia Vergara, Taylor Swift, Kate Gosselin, Nicki Minaj, J.Lo, and Ivanka Trump, along with 39 males.

SIDENOTE: HasBrutha Toys reports that the "El Gazpacho" bobblehead doll is the biggest selling bobblehead doll in history.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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