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Funny story: El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just made it known that the world's greatest bullfighter, has sold out two bullfighting performances at New York’s Madison Square Garden in a record-setting 13 minutes. The Barcelona-bor…

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Funny story: Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

MADRID, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has just confirmed that the greatest matador in the world has just signed a $3.6 million contract to appear in half a dozen bullfights in Mexico. Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, the pride of…

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Funny story: Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

PAMPLONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s most popular matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has told Spain’s national news agency, El Toro News, that the recent rumors romantically linking him to Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira are not true…

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Funny story: Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s national news agency Las Pelotas is reporting that the nation’s greatest matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has been gored in Madrid’s Eva Longoria Bullring. Las Pelotas stated that El Gazpacho, was momentaril…

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Funny story: Spain’s Great Matador El Gazpacho is Now Considered The Tom Brady of Bullfighting

Spain’s Great Matador El Gazpacho is Now Considered The Tom Brady of Bullfighting

MADRID – (Sports Satire) - Spain’s major sports network, Las Pelotas, has just named famed bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho as the greatest matador in all of Spain. The fearless native of Barcelona is considered to be the Tom Brady of the b…

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Funny story: Spain Announces That Bullfighting is Scheduled to Return in Late September

Spain Announces That Bullfighting is Scheduled to Return in Late September

MADRID – All of Spain’s matadors are thrilled to learn that they will be able to return to the bullring on September 27. One of Spain’s greatest bullfighters, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, said that he was so excited when he heard the news, that he…

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Funny story: Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...

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Funny story: Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...

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Funny story: Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Federation of Bullfighters has just issued a directive that came about due to the Coronavirus. Fernando “Pee-Wee “ Caballo, spokesperson for the FB, said that, by a 7 to 3 vote, every matador who performs in Mexico will now...

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Funny story: Matador Takes Bull By The Horns

Matador Takes Bull By The Horns

Chlamydia, Espana - Amazing events here in Chlamydia Del Sol, as legendary Matador Enrique De Los Locos brought a whole new dimension to the sport of bullfighting. With the late Ernest Hemingway looking on from the stands, and in blazing sunshine,...

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Funny story: Matadors to give the Bull a Fair Go

Matadors to give the Bull a Fair Go

Spain has bowed to growing international pressure from the animal rights lobby and is to 'even the odds' in bullfighting.

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Funny story: Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Latest reports say that a woman from Barcelona who was gored 'half to death' at the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, was taken there by her husband. Consuela Martinez, 48, told hospital staff that her husband, Henrique, had taken her to Pa…

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