In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter. The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bu…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Word from the Kardashian Klan is that Kim is happier than an anteater smack dab in the middle of a huge ant bed. And according to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, it's because Kimmy's new boyfriend is…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News has just put out that the National Bullfighting Agency of Mexico (NBAM) has decided to put one of the meanest fighting bulls in the history of bullfighting out to pasture. The bullfighting b…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The man who is considered to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting" returned back into the bullfight arena, after a serious goring he received back on June, 25 in Laredo, Spain, as he fought a bull in the city's Genera…
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Mexico City Bullfight Arena is the largest bullring in Latin America, and it holds 23,303 fans. The fantastic brave bullfighter from Barcelona, Spain, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho appeared in Nuevo Lared…
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency is reporting that the world's greatest matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho is being considered to become the spokesperson for Taco Bell. Barcelona bullfighter "El Gazpacho" is perhaps one…
BARCELONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine (Madrid) is reporting that the greatest matador to ever enter a bullring will make a full recovery after being gored at Tijuana’s Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The goring appeared in mid-…
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s News Agency El Ole, has just reported that the great Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known as “El Gazpacho” was gored in Tijuana’s famed Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The native of Madrid, Spain, was…
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole, has just stated that the owner of Tijuana’s two bullrings has left them both to his favorite granddaughter. Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo was one of Tijuana’s richest busi…
MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just made it known that the world's greatest bullfighter, has sold out two bullfighting performances at New York’s Madison Square Garden in a record-setting 13 minutes. The Barcelona-bor…
MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s national news agency Las Pelotas is reporting that the nation’s greatest matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has been gored in Madrid’s Eva Longoria Bullring. Las Pelotas stated that El Gazpacho, was momentaril…
MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Federation of Bullfighters has just issued a directive that came about due to the Coronavirus. Fernando “Pee-Wee “ Caballo, spokesperson for the FB, said that, by a 7 to 3 vote, every matador who performs in Mexico will now...
LOS ANGELES - The California chapter of POOPA, People for the Overbearing and Obnoxious pushing of Pampering Animals, has announced that they will be traveling down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Cinco de Mayo (May 5) to protest the centuries old pract...
The Spanish actor who was discovered by Melanie Griffith on a shopping tripping to Madrid, has made a shocking revelation, that he has forgotten how to speak Spanish due to his wife. Banderas has now claimed asylum in his home country of Spain, s...
HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that they have just learned the real reason why Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo signed on to be one of the judges on American Idol. According to T4 reporter Fauna Goobergarden it appears that Jennife...
TULUM, Mexico - Nestled just outside of the ancient Mayan village of Tulum is Casa Buckingham, the exquisite fortress like headquarters of one of Mexico' top drug cartels, The Green Guacamole Drug Cartel of the state of Yucatan. The castle-like en...
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