After playing a vitally important role in a vitally important tennis match tennis ball John Bartholemew is complaining about a headache.
'Don't get me wrong' said John 'I will always be grateful for the exposure, but when you are being hit about on a tennis court at a hundred miles an hour, you do tend to get slightly hurt. My bruises have bruises.'
Tennis Racket Gladys Johnson added 'My strings really hurt, as does my handle. I will need a good long soak in a good long bath now'.
In a field nearby, Football Mark Hughes added 'Well, I could do with a bit of time to recover, and I am only in a park, not a global sensation like those two are.'