The Reason Why Trump’s Urologist Revealed That Trumptard’s Testiciles Are Now The Size of Two Baby Peas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 August 2021

image for The Reason Why Trump’s Urologist Revealed That Trumptard’s Testiciles Are Now The Size of Two Baby Peas
Trump’s urologist Dr. Amos F. Fluckmire getting ready to put clamps on his balls so he can get an accurate DNA reading.

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Everyone knows that doctor’s are not supposed to reveal any details on the status of their patients physical, mental, emotional, or sexual condition.

Ever since the time of Joan of Arc and Attila The Hun, what happened in a doctor’s office stayed in a doctor’s office.

Trump’s urologist Dr. Amos F. Fluckmire, told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that since “Old Baby Fingers” has yet to pay even a dime on his medical bill, which is now a little over $17,905, he has decided to terminate him as a patient and to also reveal very intimately personal details about Donald Johnny’s 303-pound, ridiculously fat body.

Dr. Fluckmire, who has been a urologist for 53 years, told Miss Fiddle that the “Tweet Creep” has the body of a freakin’ sumo wrestler.

He noted that he has never seen a man with cellulite on his tongue and added that his molars have turned purple from his 30,000 plus lies.

The good doctor also noted that Trump’s gonads, now resemble those of a 10-week-old baby boy; except with the ugliest, most horrid-looking orange pubic hair he has ever seen.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Fluckmire also made it known that in regards to hormones, Trump actually has 625% more female hormones than he does male hormones, which he said clearly explains his physical and sexual attraction towards Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Justin Bieber, and Matt Gaetz.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more