LONDON - (Satire News) - The mystery of her majesty's migraine headaches has been resolved. Bee's Knees News Agency reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, stated that the queen's awful headaches were a direct result, not of royal stress, but of her cons…
After playing a vitally important role in a vitally important tennis match tennis ball John Bartholemew is complaining about a headache. 'Don't get me wrong' said John 'I will always be grateful for the exposure, but when you are being hit about o…
A young girl with a splitting headache whose sorrowful image has been flashed across the front pages of most of the newspapers across the world, has said that it was, in fact, a terrible migraine she'd had for two days after a stressful day at school…
We've all been there. A long, hard day at work, battling traffic on the way home, coming home to screaming kids, and then your tea isn't ready when you get there - it's enough to give you a splitting headache! And that's what happened to one man i...
Shane Whotsit, from Chutney on the Fritz who read all of Michael Wolff's despised political tome Fire and Fury - Inside Trump's White House for a bet. He still has headaches one month after finishing it. "Yes, I bet my cousin Nathan that I coul...
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga is being sued in a New York Court by several of her former fans because of her outfits that she wore when they went to see her perform. Although she told reporters that the whole thing...
Hot on the heels of the news that headache tablets cause headaches, it turns out that hay fever tablets cause hay fever. "I suppose the clue was always on the box," said Angie Benji, of the British Medical Institution. "It doesn't say 'Cures Heada...
I read an interesting article by another writer today about Revolutions in history and it brought to mind a number of Daily Revolutions which I outline below: The only other revolutions I could add are the: Daily revolutions of wheels on vehicles Daily revolutions of Ferris Wheels Daily revolutions of my eyes when someone says something stupid (in my opinion). Daily revolutions of m...
Millions of people worldwide will take paracetamol (tylenol) today, unaware that a recent study has proven that it is responsible for the worldwide obesity epidemic. The controversial paper (awaiting publication) by Paul Roctor and Gareth Amble of...
(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.
Don't you just hate having to go to the store just to buy overpriced placebos in an effort to cure thet annoying headache? WELL NOW THERE IS A NEW AND ENTIRELY EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMBATING HEADACHES!...
Dallas, TX - After a long afternoon, Kimberly Thompson came home with a severe headache. "It felt like my head was going to split in two!" remarks Kimberly. "I went into the bathroom to wash my face and go to bed. When I turned the fau...
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