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Funny story: Run for Your Lives! The Human Scrotum is On the Loose!

Run for Your Lives! The Human Scrotum is On the Loose!

Lock up your daughters – your wives – your confused husbands … the Human Scrotum is on the loose! Deep in the Hollywood Hills there has been spotted an evil creature in suit and tie, with a face so hideous that fashion models and spokeswomen for L…

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Funny story: Soccer Players Lionel Messi and Eric Cantona Argue About Who Has The Bigger Balls

Soccer Players Lionel Messi and Eric Cantona Argue About Who Has The Bigger Balls

QATAR - (Soccer Satire) - Many who viewed the 2022 FIFA World Cup games agree that even though most of the games were about as exciting as watching rust, rust there were some, somewhat interesting moments. Pisagovian goalie, Findino Flippachini sp…

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Funny story: Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…

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Funny story: Donald’s Donkey Balls

Donald’s Donkey Balls

Along with his many products still-to-come, Donald Trump has released his brand of large chocolate balls of dough, called Donkey Balls. A Trump product spokesman said: “The former president – I mean, president-to-come – loves his Donkey Balls. He…

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Funny story: Tennis Ball Complaining of a headache

Tennis Ball Complaining of a headache

After playing a vitally important role in a vitally important tennis match tennis ball John Bartholemew is complaining about a headache. 'Don't get me wrong' said John 'I will always be grateful for the exposure, but when you are being hit about o…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Trump’s Urologist Revealed That Trumptard’s Testiciles Are Now The Size of Two Baby Peas

The Reason Why Trump’s Urologist Revealed That Trumptard’s Testiciles Are Now The Size of Two Baby Peas

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Everyone knows that doctor’s are not supposed to reveal any details on the status of their patients physical, mental, emotional, or sexual condition. Ever since the time of Joan of Arc and Attila The Hun, what…

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Funny story: Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...

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Funny story: Man Coughed So Hard, His Balls Started To Ache

Man Coughed So Hard, His Balls Started To Ache

A man who has been suffering 'flu-like symptoms for nearly a month, revealed today how he had coughed so hard, that his testicles and groin area had started to ache. Moys Kenwood, 55, contracted the bug towards the end of February, but could not h...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

A man's testicles are special; they're delicate, and when, as sometimes happens, a man decides he wants rid of the lion's mane of pubus stragglia around his cock and balls, he either does it himself, or allocates the task to someone he trusts implici...

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Funny story: Princeton To Phase Out "Male Biased" Words

Princeton To Phase Out "Male Biased" Words

Princeton, NJ - Princeton College's faculty voted yesterday to implement a five year plan to make Princeton's classrooms places "free of all gender bias" by eliminating vocabulary from classroom instruction that "evokes male hegemony." The faculty a...

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Funny story: World's first perpetual bounce football prototype lost during first presentation.

World's first perpetual bounce football prototype lost during first presentation.

You may remember Ralph Effelburger and his failed invention the Airmet, the world's first airbag motor cycle helmet. Well he's back again after the launch of the Go-Go perpetual football which went seriously wrong for him at the Marriott Hotel car pa...

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Funny story: NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News said Tuesday it is insisting that Brian Williams attend the 'Man Up' Boot Camp and in addition has been suspended its chief anchor and managing editor immediately for six months without pay, forgoing the option of firing the embattled news...

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Funny story: World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

New York-A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of stupefied nations led by Secretary-General Ban ki-Moon, called upon the United States today to "grow up, for God's sake, and stop with the stupid double entendres about deflated footballs."...

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Funny story: Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Birmingham, England- Street performer Chase Michaels was arrested by the bill earlier today for squeezing his own bollocks to hit the high not of the lyric, "chanda lier lier." Locals were not impressed by the show with local mother Linda Harris...

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Funny story: "Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

"Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW -- Carmen Cajones, a transgender model and former contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, has been rebuked by the lesbian gay bisexual transgender (LGBT) community for her"sexist" and "misogynistic" remarks about women. "They...

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Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...

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