BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Sports Satire) – The Pocatello Gazing Gazette reports that a high school game in the town of Buffalo Nipples, was halted at the beginning of the first quarter.
Buffalo Nipples High School officials stated that the father of a player on the opposing team, the Dirty River Piranhas, was asked to put on a medical mask as he sat in the stands, but he refused.
The mask-less individual was identified as Grover “Bud” Tiddle, father of Piranhas point guard Woody “Bud Light” Tiddle. The Piranhas were ahead at the time, 19 to 3.
A security guard escorted the elder Tiddle out to the parking lot, but he managed to sneak back in, disguised as a janitor.
The Buffalo Nipples High School principal decided to end the game, and the home team Buffalo Nipples Bisons won by forfeit.
The Pocatello Gazing Gazette is reporting that, due to the forfeit, the Dirty River Piranhas record is now 16-1.
