NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Most US sports writers agreed that Daniel Snyder's "New" Washington Football Team" is an absolute joke.'' For starters the name "Commanders" sounds like the name of a New England yacht sailing team. Secondly, t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan Chief Hokum XXXIV, who can trace his lineage back to the original Chief Hokum (Circa 614 AD) picked the Cincinnati Bengals to defeat the LA Rams in the Super Bowl next week. Hokum I, the first in a long line of profession…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…
In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…
MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been a bad week for Washington Redskins owner, Dan Snyder. Just after bending over and taking it in the shorts by agreeing to change the name of his beloved team, 15 maidens came out of their teepees to claim they were sex…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Noah was the first person to ever utter the cliché, “When it rains, it pours.” And now, Washington Redskins team owner, Daniel “Woe Is Me” Snyder, can say the same thing ten times over. After finally agreeing to change the team’…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them. The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, s…
After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…
The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Facing mounting pressure to change the franchise’s moniker, the Washington Redskins organization said Friday it will change its name to Washington Dersniks. The heat was turned up Thursday when FedEx — which has its brand on the…
NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring…
In a move that has shocked the NFL nation, the Cincinnati Bengals have traded two ball boys and a one-eyed dog to the Washington Redskins for Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder. The trade was approved by a laughing NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, who en...
A football running back has made a serious claim that his testicles were interfered with by one player in a game last weekend, and that a second player attempted to give him a blow job. Hank Stonker, running back for the San Bernardino Shitehawks,...
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