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Funny story: The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…

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Funny story: The World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)

The World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)

MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…

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Funny story: HELL To The REDSKINS: Change Name To WASHINGTON EUNUCHS

HELL To The REDSKINS: Change Name To WASHINGTON EUNUCHS

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been a bad week for Washington Redskins owner, Dan Snyder. Just after bending over and taking it in the shorts by agreeing to change the name of his beloved team, 15 maidens came out of their teepees to claim they were sex…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Are In Hot Water as 15 Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Charges Against Team Personnel

The Washington Redskins Are In Hot Water as 15 Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Charges Against Team Personnel

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Noah was the first person to ever utter the cliché, “When it rains, it pours.” And now, Washington Redskins team owner, Daniel “Woe Is Me” Snyder, can say the same thing ten times over. After finally agreeing to change the team’…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them. The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, s…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins Now Washington Dersniks: NFL Approval Imminent

Washington Redskins Now Washington Dersniks: NFL Approval Imminent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Facing mounting pressure to change the franchise’s moniker, the Washington Redskins organization said Friday it will change its name to Washington Dersniks. The heat was turned up Thursday when FedEx — which has its brand on the…

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Funny story: The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs

The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs

NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring…

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Funny story: Cincinnati Bengals Trade For Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder

Cincinnati Bengals Trade For Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder

In a move that has shocked the NFL nation, the Cincinnati Bengals have traded two ball boys and a one-eyed dog to the Washington Redskins for Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder. The trade was approved by a laughing NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, who en...

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Funny story: Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault

Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault

A football running back has made a serious claim that his testicles were interfered with by one player in a game last weekend, and that a second player attempted to give him a blow job. Hank Stonker, running back for the San Bernardino Shitehawks,...

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Funny story: Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...

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Funny story: Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...

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Funny story: Washington Redskins to change team name

Washington Redskins to change team name

"I apologize for offending our native Americans. It was never the intention of the Washington football team to discredit or abuse these great people but in realizing that the inference exists I have decided to change the name of the Redskins"...

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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...

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