The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 July 2020

image for The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped
This Washington Redskins helmet will soon become a collector's item.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them.

The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, say jump, he will simply ask “How high?”

The advertisers all said that the days of “Cowboys & Injuns” have long since ridden off into the sports sunset, along with John McEnroe, Joe Namath, and Seattle Slew.

Several news agencies are reporting that Native-Americans, upon hearing that the name Redskins is finally being dropped, sent up smoke signal after smoke signal.

Reporters report that the Sioux, Cheyenne, and Arapaho members, up in the Dakotas, are really whooping it up just like their ancestors did back in 1876, at The Battle of the Little Big Horn, in which General George Armstrong Custer and the 7th cavalry ended up losing in a "Blow Out!"

A lawyer for the Red Lives Matter movement was overheard saying, "Great! Now we’ll get to work on the Atlanta Braves, the Cleveland Indians, the Golden State Warriors, and the Kansas City Chiefs."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more