WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them.
The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, say jump, he will simply ask “How high?”
The advertisers all said that the days of “Cowboys & Injuns” have long since ridden off into the sports sunset, along with John McEnroe, Joe Namath, and Seattle Slew.
Several news agencies are reporting that Native-Americans, upon hearing that the name Redskins is finally being dropped, sent up smoke signal after smoke signal.
Reporters report that the Sioux, Cheyenne, and Arapaho members, up in the Dakotas, are really whooping it up just like their ancestors did back in 1876, at The Battle of the Little Big Horn, in which General George Armstrong Custer and the 7th cavalry ended up losing in a "Blow Out!"
A lawyer for the Red Lives Matter movement was overheard saying, "Great! Now we’ll get to work on the Atlanta Braves, the Cleveland Indians, the Golden State Warriors, and the Kansas City Chiefs."
