WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that things are really starting to heat up for Washington football team owner, Daniel "Woe Is Me" Snyder. SBG is reporting that 52 more ex-Washington cheerleaders have come f…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…
MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been a bad week for Washington Redskins owner, Dan Snyder. Just after bending over and taking it in the shorts by agreeing to change the name of his beloved team, 15 maidens came out of their teepees to claim they were sex…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Noah was the first person to ever utter the cliché, “When it rains, it pours.” And now, Washington Redskins team owner, Daniel “Woe Is Me” Snyder, can say the same thing ten times over. After finally agreeing to change the team’…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Facing mounting pressure to change the franchise’s moniker, the Washington Redskins organization said Friday it will change its name to Washington Dersniks. The heat was turned up Thursday when FedEx — which has its brand on the…
In a move that has shocked the NFL nation, the Cincinnati Bengals have traded two ball boys and a one-eyed dog to the Washington Redskins for Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder. The trade was approved by a laughing NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, who en...
It's time for the worst NFL owner to have his celebrity again. Yes, it's Daniel Snyder's time to shine. Snyder has been the principal owner of the Washington Re*sk*ns pro football team since 1999. This season, Snyder's team went 4-12 - for a wallo...
In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...
SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Daniel Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, didn't need to fire Mike Shanahan on "Black Monday." Shanahan isn't the problem. He's a winning coach with two Super Bowl championships to prove it. No, Snyder needs to fire himself.
Despite the swirling rumors behind the now publicly discussed in-house battling between Dan Snyder, Robert Griffin III ("Bob"), and Mike Shanahan ("Red Lobster"), the truth is just beginning to emerge. At the end of last season, according to repor...
Fresh off of changing the venue of his defamation suit against the City Paper from New York City to Washington DC, Redskin's Owner Daniel Snyder filed another defamation suit against pretzel maker Snyder's of Hanover located in Lorton, Virginia. Mr...
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