Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 13 October 2018

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Django's name was first on Southcoat's teamsheet

A man reading a report on the football match played last night between Croatia and England, had to confess that he had no idea who Jadon Sancho was, and had never heard of the bloke.

"I'd never heard of the bloke," he confessed.

Moys Kenwood, 55, was reading about the bizarre behind-closed-doors game, when he first came across the name Sancho, and assumed he was one of the Croatia team. Further on in the same report, however, it mentioned that he was the second-youngest player ever to appear for England.

Alarm bells of ignorance went off in Kenwood's brain.

Who was Jason Sanchez? Who is he? How had he escaped 'football fan' Kenwood's attention in the past?

It turns out that Justin plays in Hungary for Biorussia Dirtbomb, which is why Kenwood hadn't previously heard of him.

After the match, which ended 1-1, England owner, Gary Southgate, heaped praise on the 15-year-old youngster, saying:

"Jordan was great. I mean, Jando. Er, Jaden, yes, that's him."

Source: BBC

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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