Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 17 August 2018

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A suggestive picture to reel you in

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen.

Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Brenda Greenbaumson in the staff canteen of City financial consultants, Robbitt & Quick, when trouble flared.

Gretchen, a real prankster, was eating a Ploughman's sandwich, and, in animated fashion, was telling a joke about a man who goes to his doctor about a big spot on his dick. Wildly waving her arms about, she knocked the elbow of Brenda, who was eating chilli beans on a bed of boiled rice. Brenda lost control of her fork, which fell on the table, sending food everywhere. One of the chilli beans came to rest near Marsha's plate.

All the women laughed, but Marsha, with a glint in her eye, started to gently move the bean with the tip of her right index finger. Tammy, who was a bit of a 'vixen', reacted first. She let out a slight moan, and put her hands in her lap. Gretchen giggled, and Brenda went red. Marsha continued to finger the bean, and then flicked it with force, which made Tammy squeal in ecstasy.

Just then, company boss Steve Hercules walked in, and saw the whole thing in an instant. He asked Marsha to kindly accompany him to his office, because he'd like to see her for a minute about her conduct. Marsha needed this job, and was very worried...

All ended amicably, however, as Steve - a fair man, who always 'stuck up' for his employees - gave Marsha a chance to redeem her herself, after her disgraceful behavior. Said Steve later:

"Ah, she's a good kid, really! I gave her the option of a full weekend of gruelling overtime with no pay, or a rollicking 'Herculean' table-ending."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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