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Funny story: Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.

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Funny story: Winter Olympics roundup

Winter Olympics roundup

It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...

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Funny story: South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In h...

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Funny story: Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...

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Funny story: Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...

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Funny story: Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Just a day after the Sochi winter Olympics had finished and already the purpose-built stadium has found itself a new tenant. A thirty-foot tarantula has snuck into the arena and made itself at home. The gigantic spider was found by the building's j...

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Funny story: Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

The extreme housework ice discipline of curling was rocked by controversy today, after accusations that some teams had used illegal tactics. Recent speculation regarding the Norwegian curling team's unorthodox trousers has culminated in an investi...

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Funny story: Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...

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Funny story: Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...

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Funny story: President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...

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Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...

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Funny story: Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...

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Funny story: Newly Discovered Greek Urn Reveals Surprising Origins of Olympic Luge Competition

Newly Discovered Greek Urn Reveals Surprising Origins of Olympic Luge Competition

Archaeologists from the National University of Nostralia have presented ground-breaking research on a newly discovered Grecian Urn, which they say is the earliest known depiction of the ancient Olympic sport of luge launching, known today as luge.

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Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...

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Funny story: Curling Perplexes American Viewers

Curling Perplexes American Viewers

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Curling, the shuffleboard-like game on ice that is so popular in Canada and Scotland, may be the most perplexing Olympic sport to American viewers. For one thing, it is televised in the early morning hours when most Americans are asl...

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Funny story: Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...

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