Skyscapers Full of Pigs are Opening in China

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 25 November 2022

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There is a new high-tech way of raising pigs - and China is pioneering it.

China now has a 26-story skyscraper that holds 300, 00 pigs - sort of pig condos in the sky. It has computer controlled light and heat - and the pigs are fed by robots.

The waste products from the Pigs will make Biogas to generate electricity.

It's an Oink, Oink world in the city of Ezhou in Hubei Province, China.

The people living in nearby residential areas are scared to death at the smell of pig shit that will be coming from the 26-story building - 24 hours a day.

But they live in a lovely Dictatorship and will have to grin and bear it.

China is working on 64 other Pig Skyscrapers - as their many Billions of citizens have an insatiable appetite for Pork (and sex).

Reporter Basil Blathering - who combs news sources for odd and unusual stories for the Olde Church News.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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